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EUROPE · EXPEDITION E10 · EU GRAND QUEST

Central Europe: Poland, Czechia and Slovakia.

Twenty-eight days and the furthest this archive reaches. Bohemian sandstone and Prague, the Moravian caves, Kraków, the High Tatras from both sides, the Slovak Karst, the Bieszczady and the Poloniny — and then Białowieża, the last primeval lowland forest in Europe, with free-ranging bison in it. Three currencies, three toll systems, and the best remaining wildlife on the continent by a distance.

FACTS VERIFIED AUGUST 2026STATUS: PLANNED · NOT YET DRIVEN

01 / MISSION PROFILE

The furthest, and the wildest.

Every other file in this archive is a landscape trip with wildlife in it. This one is the other way round.

EXPEDITION Five pips of five, and the third file to carry them. The roads are better than most people expect and the driving is not the problem. What earns the rating is distance — the longest route here — plus three currencies, three separate vignette systems, the least English of any file, and animals that require you to change how you camp.
THE WILDLIFE

Bison, wolves, bears, lynx and elk

All five, on one route, all genuinely wild. Nowhere else in Europe offers that. Białowieża holds the only free-ranging European bison in the world, descended from twelve zoo animals after the last wild one was shot in 1919 — the single greatest conservation recovery on the continent.

THE ADMIN

Three of everything

Polish złoty, Czech koruna and the euro. Czech and Slovak digital vignettes bought online against the plate with nothing to display. Polish motorway tolls on some concession sections and free roads elsewhere. Each one has to be sorted before you cross its border.

THE BEARS

They change how you camp

Slovakia has one of the strongest bear populations in Europe and the Polish Carpathians hold them too. Food goes inside the van, waste goes in the bear-proof bin, and nothing edible stays in an awning overnight. This is normal practice here, not paranoia.

THE COMPRESSION

Twenty-one days if that is all you have

Cut Slovakia and the Bieszczady, running Prague to Kraków to Białowieża to the Biebrza and home. You keep the forest, the bison and the marshes — which is why you came — and you lose the mountains, which the Alps file does better anyway.

02 / JOURNEY LOG

Twenty-eight days. Calais in, Calais out.

East across Germany, into Bohemia and Prague, south-east through Moravia to Kraków, along the Tatras and the Carpathian arc, then north through the Bieszczady to Białowieża and the Biebrza, and west for home.

DAY 014½–5 hr

CALAIS → THE RHINELAND

Off the shuttle and east. A transit day, and the last of the familiar.

NIGHT BASE Aachen / Cologne

Belgian LEZ if you clip a cityGerman green sticker needed
DAY 025–5½ hr

→ DRESDEN

Right across Germany on free autobahn. Long, dull and unavoidable — the file counts it honestly.

NIGHT BASE Dresden outskirts

Free autobahn all the wayWatch the closing speed in lane 1
DAY 031½–2 hr

→ BOHEMIAN SWITZERLAND

Over the Czech border into sandstone country: towers, gorges and the largest natural rock arch in Europe.

NIGHT BASE Hřensko / Jetřichovice

CZ vignette: buy online BEFORE the borderCzech koruna, not euros
DAY 04½–1 hr

ČESKÉ ŠVÝCARSKO

A walking day. Pravčická brána, the Kamenice gorge by punt, and black storks on the ledges above.

NIGHT BASE Hřensko / Jetřichovice

Gorge boats run Apr–OctFire damage from 2022 still visible
DAY 051½–2 hr

→ PRAGUE

Park well outside and take the metro. The old town is cobbled, restricted and no place for a van.

NIGHT BASE Prague outskirts

Park and ride from the northTrams and metro are excellent
DAY 06

PRAGUE

A day out of the driving seat. Cross the Charles Bridge at seven in the morning rather than at noon.

NIGHT BASE Prague outskirts

Early or evening for the bridgeGoshawks nest in the city parks
DAY 073–3½ hr

→ THE MORAVIAN KARST

South-east to limestone caves, an underground river you travel by boat, and the hundred-and-thirty-metre Macocha sinkhole.

NIGHT BASE Blansko / Sloup

Cave tickets: book in seasonSome caves shut for bat roosts
DAY 084½–5 hr

→ PÁLAVA → KRAKÓW

A morning on the warmest steppe grassland in the Czech lands, then north-east into Poland.

NIGHT BASE Kraków outskirts

PLN now — third currencyPolish motorway tolls on some sections
DAY 09

KRAKÓW

The old town, Wawel, and the Wieliczka salt mine — nine levels of chambers carved out of rock salt since the thirteenth century.

NIGHT BASE Kraków outskirts

Wieliczka: guided only, book aheadAuschwitz is 70 km west if you go
DAY 102½–3 hr

→ THE PIENINY → ZAKOPANE

South to the Tatras, taking the Dunajec gorge on a raft if the timing suits — and Apollo butterflies on the limestone above it.

NIGHT BASE Zakopane

Raft trips Apr–OctZakopane is very busy in season
DAY 11½–1 hr

THE POLISH TATRAS

A walking day at altitude — Morskie Oko, marmots on the boulder fields, and wallcreepers if the day goes your way.

NIGHT BASE Zakopane / Kościelisko

Morskie Oko: no cars, walk or cartWeather turns fast above the treeline
DAY 121½–2 hr

→ SLOVAKIA: THE HIGH TATRAS

Over the border to the southern side of the same range. Bears are genuinely present here and the campsites say so.

NIGHT BASE Starý Smokovec / Štrbské Pleso

SK vignette: online, separate againEuros here — currency number three
DAY 13½–1 hr

THE TATRAS ON FOOT

Chamois found nowhere else on earth, marmots, and a cable car to 2,634 m if the cloud lifts.

NIGHT BASE Starý Smokovec / Tatranská Lomnica

Ridge routes need a guide in placesFood never left outside — bears
DAY 141½–2 hr

→ SLOVAK PARADISE

Gorges climbed on fixed ladders and chains beside waterfalls. One-way in places, and genuinely not for anyone unsteady.

NIGHT BASE Hrabušice / Čingov

SEASONAL: gorge routes shut in winterHelmet advised in the Suchá Belá
DAY 151½–2 hr

→ THE SLOVAK KARST

A UNESCO cave landscape — Domíca’s underground boat, an ice cave that holds its ice all year, and one of only three aragonite caves open anywhere.

NIGHT BASE Rožňava / Domíca

Ochtiná aragonite: tiny groupsIce cave open summer only
DAY 162½–3 hr

→ THE POLONINY

East to the corner where Slovakia, Poland and Ukraine meet: primeval beech, reintroduced bison, and a dark-sky park.

NIGHT BASE Snìna / Ulič

Roads thin out considerablyBorder zone — carry passports
DAY 171½–2 hr

→ POLAND: THE BIESZCZADY

Back north into the highest wolf density in Europe, and open poloniny meadows above the treeline where people watch for them.

NIGHT BASE Ustrzyki Górne / Cisna

Dawn on the poloninyBears here too — same food rules
DAY 181–1½ hr

THE BIESZCZADY

A walking day on the meadows, and a night with no light for thirty miles in any direction.

NIGHT BASE Ustrzyki Górne

Starry Sky Park — stay upBison herd roams the valleys
DAY 193½–4 hr

→ ROZTOCZE → LUBLIN

North across the eastern borderlands. Roztocze is quiet, wooded and almost entirely unvisited by British vans.

NIGHT BASE Lublin / Zwierzyniec

Long day, small roadsFuel before the eastern stretches
DAY 203½–4 hr

→ BIAŁOWIEŻA

The last primeval lowland forest in Europe, and the only free-ranging European bison in the wild. Arrive in time to book a guide.

NIGHT BASE Białowieża village

Strict reserve: guided entry onlyBison show best at dawn
DAY 21

BIAŁOWIEŻA

A full day. The strict reserve on foot with a guide, the bison reserve, and all ten European woodpecker species in one forest.

NIGHT BASE Białowieża village

Book the guide the day beforeDead wood is left — that is the point
DAY 221½–2 hr

→ THE BIEBRZA MARSHES

Europe’s largest natural marsh: elk at dawn, aquatic warblers, and great snipe lekking at dusk in May.

NIGHT BASE Goniądz / Osowiec

Elk on the marsh roads at first lightBoardwalks and punts, not the van
DAY 23½–1 hr

THE BIEBRZA

A second day, because one is not enough. A punt at dawn is the best three hours on this file.

NIGHT BASE Goniądz / Osowiec

Punt trips: arrange the evening beforeMosquitoes are ferocious — net up
DAY 242½–3 hr

→ MASURIA

West to the lake district: two thousand lakes, white-tailed eagles, and a night on the water.

NIGHT BASE Mikołajki / Giżycko

Lakeside sites fill in AugustCormorant colonies on the islands
DAY 253½–4 hr

→ TORUŃ → POZNAŃ

West across Poland, through a Gothic town that survived the war intact and gave the world Copernicus.

NIGHT BASE Poznań outskirts

Motorway tolls on the A2Nietoperek bat reserve nearby
DAY 264–4½ hr

→ EAST GERMANY

Back over the Oder and onto free autobahn. The transit begins.

NIGHT BASE Leipzig / Magdeburg

Green sticker againPrices drop back to euros
DAY 274½–5 hr

→ THE RHINELAND

West across Germany. A long day, and the file says so.

NIGHT BASE Cologne / Aachen

Free roads, heavy lorriesStellplätze all along
DAY 283½–4 hr

→ CALAIS → HOME

Across Belgium to the shuttle. Book an afternoon crossing.

NIGHT BASE — aboard —

Belgian LEZ registrationNever book the early shuttle

Two things are booked, not turned up to. The Białowieża strict reserve may only be entered with a licensed guide and they are worth arranging the day before rather than on the morning. And a Biebrza punt at dawn is the single best three hours on this file — arrange it the previous evening, and take a head net, because the mosquitoes are genuinely ferocious.

03 / OPERATIONS BRIEFING

Three borders, and animals that read the bins.

VIGNETTES

Digital, and there is nothing to show

  • Czechia and Slovakia both sell time-based vignettes online against the plate. No sticker, no receipt to display, and cameras enforce them.
  • Buy each one before you reach that border. There is no barrier to remind you.
  • Poland is different again: several motorway sections are private concessions that charge cars at a barrier, and the rest are free.
  • Three systems, three purchases, and none of them expensive. Just do not forget one.
MONEY

Three currencies in a fortnight

  • Polish złoty, Czech koruna, and euros in Slovakia.
  • Card acceptance is excellent in all three — often better than in Germany.
  • Avoid the airport-style exchange booths and the dynamic-currency-conversion prompt on card machines. Always pay in the local currency.
  • Prices are markedly lower than western Europe, particularly for food and campsites.
BEARS

Standard practice, not drama

  • Food, waste and anything scented goes inside the van overnight. Not in an awning, not in a locker with a soft seal.
  • Use the bear-proof bins where they are provided. They exist because they are needed.
  • On foot, make noise on blind corners and never come between a sow and a cub.
  • Slovak and Polish parks publish current guidance. Read it rather than assuming British habits transfer.
LANGUAGE

The least English of any file here

  • Younger people in cities usually speak good English; rural eastern Poland and Slovakia often do not.
  • Learn please, thank you and hello in all three. It is noticed and it changes how you are treated.
  • Download offline translation before you go — signal is poor in the Bieszczady and the Poloniny.
PITCHES

Cheap, improving, and thinner in the east

  • Czechia has a good campsite network; Poland’s is growing quickly and is inexpensive.
  • Slovakia is thinner outside the Tatras, and agrotourism farms fill the gap well.
  • Wild camping is broadly prohibited and enforced in national parks. Use sites, which cost very little.
  • Facilities are simpler than in Germany. Fill water when you can rather than when you must.
PRACTICAL

Small things

  • Emergency number is 112 in all three.
  • Headlights on at all times is the law in Czechia, Slovakia and Poland, day and night, all year.
  • Drink-drive limits are effectively zero in Czechia and Slovakia. Not low — zero.
  • The Poloniny corner runs along the Ukrainian border. Carry passports and expect occasional checks.

04 / THE ACCESS STACK

Cheap to enter, strict about where you walk.

BEFORE YOU GO

Buy in this order

  • Czech digital vignette, online, against the plate.
  • Slovak digital vignette, separately, the same way.
  • German green sticker and Crit’Air for the transit days.
  • Confirm breakdown cover reaches this far east — several policies quietly stop at Germany.
THE RESERVES

Guided, capped, and rightly

Białowieża’s strict reserve is guided-entry only. The Slovak Karst caves run small timed groups and close sections for bat roosts. Morskie Oko in the Polish Tatras takes no cars. None of this is obstruction — it is why the places are still worth visiting.

THE GUIDES

Worth every złoty

For bison, wolves and elk, a local guide who knows which valley is being used this week changes the odds entirely. Białowieża and the Biebrza both have excellent ones, and several are working biologists.

NATIONAL BODIES · CZECHIA

Who to join in Czechia

NO RECIPROCITY

Your British cards open nothing

National Trust covers Northern Ireland and nothing on the continent; English Heritage has no reciprocal arrangement anywhere here. Budget an access line for this file.

Most of these bodies protect land that is already free to walk on — joining funds the work rather than buying entry. The exceptions worth real money are the Dutch Museumkaart, the Irish OPW card, and DNT or STF if you will use the hut networks.

All sixteen countries →

05 / THE EUROPE MATRIX

210 entries — the largest payload in the archive.

Bison, wolves, bears, lynx and elk on one route. All ten European woodpecker species in one forest. Aquatic warblers and great snipe on the Biebrza. Imperial eagles and sousliks on the Slovak plain. A newt found only in the Carpathians. The whole archive lives on the Europe Matrix page.

Białowieża bisonE1099 · Poland

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

The last wild-living European bison died here in 1919 and every animal alive today descends from twelve zoo survivors. Several hundred now range the forest — the single greatest conservation recovery on the continent.

The primeval forestE1100 · Poland

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

Białowieża holds the last substantial lowland forest in Europe never cleared or replanted. Oaks four hundred years old, dead wood left where it falls, and a strict reserve you may only enter with a guide.

Tatra chamoisE1101 · Slovakia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

A subspecies found only in these mountains, down to under two hundred animals in the nineties and now recovered. On the ridges above the treeline in both countries.

Brown bears of the TatrasE1102 · Slovakia

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

Slovakia holds one of the strongest bear populations in Europe. Genuinely present, genuinely wild, and the reason food is never left outside a tent here.

Pravčická bránaE1103 · Czechia

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

The largest natural sandstone arch in Europe, twenty-six metres across, in a landscape of towers and gorges the Czechs call Bohemian Switzerland.

European souslikE1104 · Czechia

RARE

JFMAMJJASOND

A ground squirrel of the south Moravian steppe, extinct across much of its former range and now confined to a handful of protected grasslands.

Wolves of BiałowieżaE1105 · Poland

RARE

JFMAMJJASOND

Never exterminated in the Polish east, and now a stable population. Tracks, scats and a howl at night are the realistic encounter.

Lynx in the eastern forestsE1106 · Poland

RARE

JFMAMJJASOND

Present in Białowieża and the Bieszczady, and effectively a camera-trap animal.

Elk in the Biebrza marshesE1107 · Poland

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

Europe’s largest deer, and the Biebrza holds the best population in the European Union. Dawn on a marsh road is the moment.

Konik horsesE1108 · Poland

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

Back-bred to resemble the extinct tarpan and grazing the Białowieża meadows and Polish reserves.

Red deer of the primeval forestE1109 · Poland

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

Rutting in September among four-hundred-year-old oaks, which is a different experience from a deer park.

Wild boarE1110 · Poland

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

Abundant in the eastern forests, and the reason bins in Białowieża village are bear- and boar-proofed.

Beavers on the NarewE1111 · Poland

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

Reintroduced from the 1970s and now everywhere on the eastern rivers, reshaping whole side channels.

Otters on the BiebrzaE1112 · Poland

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

Healthy populations on the clean marsh rivers, seen at dawn from a punt more often than from a bank.

Raccoon dogE1113 · Poland

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

An east Asian canid introduced to the Soviet Union and now across northern Europe. Nocturnal, and an honest reminder that not every animal here belongs.

Pine martenE1114 · Poland

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

In every large eastern forest, and rarely seen without a hide.

Ten woodpecker speciesE1115 · Poland

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

Białowieża holds all ten European woodpeckers — the only forest on the continent that does. White-backed and three-toed are the prizes.

White-backed woodpeckerE1116 · Poland

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

An old-growth specialist that needs standing dead wood, and thrives here because none is tidied away.

Three-toed woodpeckerE1117 · Poland

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

On dead spruce, and a direct beneficiary of a forest left alone.

Grey-headed woodpeckerE1118 · Poland

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

A descending whinnying call through the riverside woodland.

Collared flycatcherE1119 · Poland

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

Black and white and startlingly crisp, and Białowieża is one of the best places in Europe to see one.

Red-breasted flycatcherE1120 · Poland

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

A tiny robin-throated flycatcher of the old canopy, heard far more than seen.

Ural owlsE1121 · Poland

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

Nesting in broken stumps in the old forest, and prepared to defend a nest with real violence.

Pygmy and Tengmalm’s owlsE1122 · Poland

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

Both in the eastern forests, and both far more often heard on a cold night than seen.

Eagle owlsE1123 · Poland

RARE

JFMAMJJASOND

Europe’s largest owl, on quarry faces and forest edges, and scarce throughout.

Aquatic warblerE1124 · Poland

RARE

JFMAMJJASOND

A globally threatened bird of open sedge fen, and the Biebrza is its world stronghold. Singing at dusk from a marsh you cannot walk into.

Great snipe at the lekE1125 · Poland

RARE

JFMAMJJASOND

Males displaying at dusk on a marsh lek, tail fanned and bill clattering. One of the strangest bird spectacles in Europe.

Ruff lekking on the marshE1126 · Poland

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

Absurd ruffs and ear tufts, no two males alike, on the Biebrza wet meadows.

Corncrake callingE1127 · Poland

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

A rasping two-note call all night from the hay meadows, and Poland holds a large share of the European population.

Spotted crake and little crakeE1128 · Poland

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

Whip-cracking and yelping from the reed at night, and almost never visible.

White storks on the polesE1129 · Poland

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

Poland holds roughly a quarter of the world population. Nests on power poles in every village on this route.

Black storks in the forestE1130 · Poland

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

The shy forest cousin, nesting deep in old woodland and rarely seen near people.

White-tailed eaglesE1131 · Poland

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

The national bird in all but name, on every large lake and river in the north.

Greater spotted eagleE1132 · Poland

RARE

JFMAMJJASOND

Down to a handful of pairs in the Biebrza, and among the rarest breeding raptors in the European Union.

Montagu’s harriers over the fenE1133 · Poland

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

Buoyant and light over the open marsh, with nests individually protected by volunteers.

Tatra marmotsE1134 · Poland

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

Whistling from the boulder fields above Zakopane, and a distinct Tatra subspecies.

Wallcreeper in the TatrasE1135 · Poland

RARE

JFMAMJJASOND

Crimson against grey limestone, and easier in winter when it comes down the valleys.

Alpine accentorE1136 · Poland

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

On the high Tatra boulder fields, tame to the point of nuisance.

Golden eagles over the TatrasE1137 · Poland

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

A small, closely watched population on both sides of the range.

Bieszczady wolvesE1138 · Poland

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

The Bieszczady holds one of the highest wolf densities in Europe, and the poloniny meadows above the treeline are where people watch for them.

Bison of the BieszczadyE1139 · Poland

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

A second free-ranging Polish herd, established from Białowieża stock in the sixties.

European wildcatE1140 · Poland

RARE

JFMAMJJASOND

In the Bieszczady and the Carpathian foothills, and effectively unseeable.

Fire-bellied toadE1141 · Poland

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

A chorus of soft hooting from every field pond, and a startling orange belly when it arches.

European pond terrapinE1142 · Poland

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

Basking on logs in the eastern oxbows, and genuinely native.

Aesculapian snakeE1143 · Poland

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

A climber, harmless, at the northern edge of its range in the Bieszczady.

Adders on the peatE1144 · Poland

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

On bog margins and forest rides, sometimes in the near-black form.

Sand lizardsE1145 · Poland

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

Emerald-flanked males on every sandy bank and railway embankment.

Hermit beetleE1146 · Poland

RARE

JFMAMJJASOND

Living inside hollow veteran oaks and smelling faintly of apricots. A European flagship for old trees.

Rosalia longhorn beetleE1147 · Poland

RARE

JFMAMJJASOND

Powder-blue on old beech, and protected across the continent.

Large copper butterflyE1148 · Poland

RARE

JFMAMJJASOND

Extinct in Britain, and still present on eastern Polish fen.

Scarce fritillaryE1149 · Poland

RARE

JFMAMJJASOND

A declining woodland-edge butterfly with a stronghold in eastern Poland.

Apollo of the PieninyE1150 · Poland

RARE

JFMAMJJASOND

A relict population on the Pieniny limestone, saved from extinction by a deliberate reintroduction.

Białowieża oaksE1151 · Poland

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

Named giants four and five hundred years old, several of them with their own signposts and their own histories.

Peat bogs of the north-eastE1152 · Poland

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

Cotton grass, sundew and cranberry across raised bog, on boardwalks that exist because peat does not recover.

Tatra alpine floraE1153 · Poland

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

Gentians, edelweiss and Carpathian endemics on the high limestone.

Autumn fungiE1154 · Poland

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

Mushrooming is close to a national sport, whole families in the woods at dawn, and the roadside stalls follow.

Bieszczady dark skiesE1155 · Poland

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

A designated Starry Sky Park on the Slovak and Ukrainian border, and among the darkest in the European Union.

Grey seals on the BalticE1156 · Poland

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

Recovering on the Polish coast after near-extermination, with a rehabilitation station at Hel.

Cranes gathering in autumnE1157 · Poland

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

Thousands staging on the eastern marshes before the flight south, bugling at altitude.

Red squirrelsE1158 · Poland

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

Often near-black in the eastern forests, and no greys anywhere.

Hazel grouseE1159 · Poland

RARE

JFMAMJJASOND

A thin whistle from dense spruce, and a bird most Poles have never seen.

Black grouse and capercaillieE1160 · Poland

RARE

JFMAMJJASOND

Both cling on in the eastern forests and the Carpathians, both declining, and both with protected lek sites.

Hoopoes and wrynecksE1161 · Poland

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

On the orchard margins and sandy village edges of the east.

Barn and little owlsE1162 · Poland

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

In the churches and barns of the eastern villages, and both in decline.

Bats in the old fortsE1163 · Poland

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

Disused nineteenth-century fortifications hold internationally important hibernation roosts — Nietoperek is among the largest in Europe.

Kingfishers on the NarewE1164 · Poland

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

A blue bolt along a river that still braids across its own floodplain.

Bream, pike and zanderE1165 · Poland

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

The Masurian lakes are a serious angling destination, and permits are cheap and simple.

Wisent tracks in snowE1166 · Poland

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

In winter the forest reads like a book — bison, wolf, lynx and elk all leave their record on the same ride.

Great grey and long-eared owlsE1167 · Poland

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

Winter roosts in village conifers, and occasional irruptions from the north-east.

Beech and hornbeam in autumnE1168 · Poland

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

The eastern forest turns copper and stays that way for weeks.

Lynx of the ŠumavaE1169 · Czechia

RARE

JFMAMJJASOND

Reintroduced in the 1980s and now the core of the Bohemian population, shared with the Bavarian Forest across the border.

Elk in south BohemiaE1170 · Czechia

RARE

JFMAMJJASOND

A small, self-established population — the westernmost breeding elk in Europe, and rarely seen.

European hamsterE1171 · Czechia

RARE

JFMAMJJASOND

Once an agricultural pest, now critically endangered across Europe, and clinging on in Moravian farmland.

White-tailed eagles at TřeboňE1172 · Czechia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

The medieval fishpond landscape holds a strong breeding population and a UNESCO biosphere designation.

Black storks in Bohemian SwitzerlandE1173 · Czechia

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

Nesting on the sandstone ledges, and the park closes areas around the nests each spring.

Peregrines on the sandstoneE1174 · Czechia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

Recovered from extinction in the region and now on the towers of the České Švýcarsko.

Eagle owls in the quarriesE1175 · Czechia

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

On rock faces throughout the sandstone and karst country.

Ural owls in the ŠumavaE1176 · Czechia

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

Part of the same restored population as Bavaria and Austria, and just as defensive of a nest.

Capercaillie of the ŠumavaE1177 · Czechia

RARE

JFMAMJJASOND

A relict Bohemian population, protected, and with lek sites closed and unpublished.

Black grouse on the peatE1178 · Czechia

RARE

JFMAMJJASOND

On the open raised bogs of the Šumava plateau, and declining.

Three-toed woodpeckerE1179 · Czechia

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

On dead spruce in the Šumava, where the bark beetle has been allowed to run as in Bavaria.

Ring ouzels and water pipitsE1180 · Czechia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

On the Krkonoše ridges, where arctic-alpine tundra survives above the treeline.

Krkonoše endemic floraE1181 · Czechia

RARE

JFMAMJJASOND

Plants found on this one range and nowhere else on earth — relicts of the ice age on a Czech mountain top.

Bats of the Moravian KarstE1182 · Czechia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

The cave systems hold internationally important hibernation roosts, and parts are closed in winter for exactly that reason.

The Macocha abyssE1183 · Czechia

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

A hundred-and-thirty-metre collapsed sinkhole with a river running through the caves beneath it, reached by boat underground.

Aragonite cavesE1184 · Czechia

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

Rare needle-like crystal formations rather than ordinary stalactites, in a handful of caves in the karst.

Pálava steppe floraE1185 · Czechia

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

Feather grass, pasqueflower and steppe species on white limestone in south Moravia — the westernmost steppe in Europe.

Praying mantis in MoraviaE1186 · Czechia

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

At the northern edge of its range on the warm Pálava slopes.

Bee-eaters in south MoraviaE1187 · Czechia

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

Nesting in loess banks and sand pits, and spreading north as the climate warms.

Red-backed shrikesE1188 · Czechia

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

On hedge tops in every stretch of scrubby farmland, with a larder of impaled insects nearby.

Carp of the Třeboň pondsE1189 · Czechia

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

A landscape of fishponds engineered in the sixteenth century, still harvested each autumn, and the source of the Christmas carp.

Huchen in the MoravaE1190 · Czechia

RARE

JFMAMJJASOND

The Danube salmon, found only in this basin and among the most threatened fish in Europe.

Brown trout and graylingE1191 · Czechia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

In the Šumava and Krkonoše streams, on cheap and well-organised permits.

Beavers on the MoravaE1192 · Czechia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

Recolonised from Austria and Poland, and now common on the lowland rivers.

Otters in south BohemiaE1193 · Czechia

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

A healthy population around the fishponds, and the subject of long argument with the fishery owners.

Mouflon on the sandstoneE1194 · Czechia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

Introduced wild sheep, thoroughly established on the rocky country of north Bohemia.

Red and roe deerE1195 · Czechia

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

Throughout the forests, with the September rut loud in the Šumava.

Wild boarE1196 · Czechia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

Abundant and nocturnal across the whole country.

Red squirrelsE1197 · Czechia

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

In every wood and city park, dark-coated in the uplands.

HedgehogsE1198 · Czechia

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

Gardens and campsite edges through the warm months.

Badgers and pine martensE1199 · Czechia

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

Both widespread in the forests, and both mostly known from tracks.

Fire salamanderE1200 · Czechia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

On wet paths in the Bohemian woods after rain, never in sunshine.

Alpine and crested newtsE1201 · Czechia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

In forest pools and field ponds across the country in spring.

Aesculapian snakeE1202 · Czechia

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

A relict warm-valley population in the north, isolated and closely protected.

Green lizard in MoraviaE1203 · Czechia

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

Electric green on the warm Pálava and Moravian slopes.

Adders and smooth snakesE1204 · Czechia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

Both on the sunny margins of the uplands.

Apollo, restoredE1205 · Czechia

RARE

JFMAMJJASOND

Extinct in Czechia and returned by deliberate reintroduction to the sandstone country.

Large blue butterfliesE1206 · Czechia

RARE

JFMAMJJASOND

Dependent on one ant species and one plant, and a flagship for old meadow management.

Peat bogs of the ŠumavaE1207 · Czechia

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

Raised bog, glacial lakes and sundew on the Bohemian plateau, on boardwalks throughout.

Boušín primeval forestE1208 · Czechia

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

One of the oldest forest reserves in Europe, protected since 1858 and never cleared.

Sandstone rock towersE1209 · Czechia

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

Whole cities of eroded sandstone pillars in the north, and the reason Czech climbing developed its own rules.

Vineyard harvest in MoraviaE1210 · Czechia

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

South Moravia is a serious wine region, and the burcak — part-fermented must — appears for a few weeks only.

Autumn fungiE1211 · Czechia

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

Mushrooming is a Czech national pastime, and the roadside stalls appear the same weekend everywhere.

Šumava dark skiesE1212 · Czechia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

A dark-sky park on the Bavarian border, with almost no settlement for thirty miles.

Beech forests in autumnE1213 · Czechia

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

The Bohemian uplands in copper, and the whole country walks in it.

Cranes over BohemiaE1214 · Czechia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

On passage twice a year, bugling at altitude, and now breeding again in the north.

Storks on the village chimneysE1215 · Czechia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

On nests maintained by whole villages, with ringing schemes that have run for decades.

Kingfishers and dippersE1216 · Czechia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

On every clean stream from the Šumava to the karst.

Wolves of the CarpathiansE1217 · Slovakia

RARE

JFMAMJJASOND

A continuous population along the whole Slovak arc, and among the healthiest in Europe. Heard far more often than seen.

Lynx in the Slovak forestsE1218 · Slovakia

RARE

JFMAMJJASOND

Never exterminated here, and the source population for several western reintroductions.

Tatra marmotsE1219 · Slovakia

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

Whistling from the boulder fields, and a Tatra subspecies found nowhere else.

Eastern imperial eagleE1220 · Slovakia

RARE

JFMAMJJASOND

Slovakia is a European stronghold for this globally threatened eagle, with individual nests guarded through the season.

Saker falconE1221 · Slovakia

RARE

JFMAMJJASOND

Nesting on pylons on the Danube plain, and the subject of a long anti-persecution programme.

Golden eagles over the TatrasE1222 · Slovakia

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

A closely monitored population on both sides of the range.

Ural owlsE1223 · Slovakia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

Common in the Carpathian beech, and Slovakia is where much of the European reintroduction stock came from.

Eagle owlsE1224 · Slovakia

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

On karst cliffs and quarry faces throughout.

Capercaillie and black grouseE1225 · Slovakia

RARE

JFMAMJJASOND

Both in the Tatra and Poloniny forests, both declining, and both with protected lek sites.

Hazel grouseE1226 · Slovakia

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

Commoner here than almost anywhere in Europe, and still hard to see.

White-backed woodpeckerE1227 · Slovakia

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

In the primeval beech of the Poloniny, which is exactly the habitat it needs.

Three-toed woodpeckerE1228 · Slovakia

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

On dead spruce in the High Tatras, where windthrow has left a great deal of it.

Wallcreeper on the karstE1229 · Slovakia

RARE

JFMAMJJASOND

On the Slovak Paradise and Tatra limestone, and lower in winter.

Alpine accentor and ptarmiganE1230 · Slovakia

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

Both on the highest Tatra ridges, above everything else.

Carpathian newtE1231 · Slovakia

RARE

JFMAMJJASOND

Found only in the Carpathians and nowhere else on earth, in cold mountain pools and troughs.

Fire salamander in the beechE1232 · Slovakia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

On wet Carpathian paths at dusk after rain.

Alpine newts in the tarnsE1233 · Slovakia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

In high pools that were frozen a fortnight earlier.

Bison of the PoloninyE1234 · Slovakia

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

Reintroduced to the far east in 2004, and now free-ranging across the Slovak-Polish border forests.

Red deer of the CarpathiansE1235 · Slovakia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

A large population, and the September rut carries a long way in these valleys.

Chamois below the ridgesE1236 · Slovakia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

The Tatra subspecies, and lower down in autumn when the weather turns.

Wild boarE1237 · Slovakia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

Abundant through the forests, and entirely nocturnal.

Otters and beaversE1238 · Slovakia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

Both recovered strongly on the Danube tributaries and the mountain rivers.

Bats of the Slovak KarstE1239 · Slovakia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

The UNESCO cave systems hold major hibernation roosts, and access is limited accordingly.

Domica and the underground riversE1240 · Slovakia

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

Caves worked by an underground river, with boat sections, and continuously occupied by people in the Neolithic.

Ochtiná aragonite caveE1241 · Slovakia

RARE

JFMAMJJASOND

One of only three aragonite caves open to the public anywhere on earth — white needle crystals rather than stalactites.

Ice cave at DobsináE1242 · Slovakia

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

A cave that holds permanent ice year-round, open only in summer, and cold enough that you need a coat in August.

Slovak Paradise gorgesE1243 · Slovakia

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

Gorge routes climbed on fixed ladders and chains beside waterfalls, one-way in places, and closed in winter.

Primeval beech of the PoloninyE1244 · Slovakia

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

A UNESCO World Heritage forest, never cleared, and part of a chain that runs the length of the Carpathians.

Tatra alpine floraE1245 · Slovakia

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

Gentians, edelweiss and Carpathian endemics on the high limestone and granite.

Huchen in the VáhE1246 · Slovakia

RARE

JFMAMJJASOND

The Danube salmon, a metre long and found only in this basin.

Grayling and brown troutE1247 · Slovakia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

In clear Carpathian water, and permits are regional and inexpensive.

Danube floodplain forestE1248 · Slovakia

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

Willow and poplar softwood forest along the river, and among the most productive habitats in central Europe.

Red-footed falconsE1249 · Slovakia

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

Colonial and insect-hunting on the southern plain, and declining across the range.

Great bustards on the plainE1250 · Slovakia

RARE

JFMAMJJASOND

A tiny remnant of the population that once covered the Pannonian steppe, and among the heaviest flying birds on earth.

European souslikE1251 · Slovakia

RARE

JFMAMJJASOND

Ground squirrels on the southern grasslands, and the imperial eagle’s main prey.

Sheep on the salašE1252 · Slovakia

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

Summer sheep farming in the mountains, with bryndza cheese made on the spot as it has been for centuries.

Storks on the polesE1253 · Slovakia

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

On village power poles across the southern lowland, with platforms provided by the electricity company.

Bee-eaters on the plainE1254 · Slovakia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

Nesting in loess banks on the Danube lowland in the most improbable colours in Europe.

Hoopoes and rollersE1255 · Slovakia

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

Both on the southern plain, and the roller is declining hard across Europe.

Sand and green lizardsE1256 · Slovakia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

On the warm southern slopes and every karst outcrop.

Adders and Aesculapian snakesE1257 · Slovakia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

Both widespread; both entirely uninterested in you.

Apollo of the Slovak KarstE1258 · Slovakia

RARE

JFMAMJJASOND

On the limestone grassland, protected, and an indicator that the sward is still grazed rather than abandoned.

Rosalia longhorn beetleE1259 · Slovakia

RARE

JFMAMJJASOND

Powder-blue on the old Carpathian beech, and a European flagship insect.

Autumn fungi in the CarpathiansE1260 · Slovakia

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

A serious flush in the beech and spruce, and picking is a normal part of the year.

Carpathian dark skiesE1261 · Slovakia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

Poloniny is a dark-sky park on the Polish and Ukrainian border, and among the darkest in the European Union.

Beech in autumnE1262 · Slovakia

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

The Carpathian arc turns copper for a fortnight and the whole country goes walking in it.

Red squirrelsE1263 · Slovakia

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

Dark-coated in the mountain forests, and no greys anywhere.

Hedgehogs and dormiceE1264 · Slovakia

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

Edible and hazel dormice both occur, and both sleep through half the year.

Whooper swans on the Masurian lakesE1265 · Poland

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

Wintering in numbers, louder and wilder than the resident mutes.

Black terns over the fishpondsE1266 · Poland

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

Sooty marsh terns dipping to the water rather than diving.

Bluethroats in the sedgeE1267 · Poland

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

A robin-shaped bird with an enamel-blue throat, on the Biebrza margins.

Penduline tits on the oxbowsE1268 · Poland

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

Weaving a hanging purse nest in the riverside willows, easier to find than the bird.

Common buzzardsE1269 · Czechia

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

On every second roadside pole in the country.

Red and black kitesE1270 · Czechia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

Both over the Moravian farmland, and both increasing.

Honey buzzardsE1271 · Czechia

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

Summer visitors to the Bohemian forests, digging out wasp nests.

Goshawks in the spruceE1272 · Czechia

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

Late-winter display above the forest, and increasingly urban in Prague.

Tawny and long-eared owlsE1273 · Czechia

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

In every mature wood and churchyard, and in winter roosts of a dozen birds.

Little owls on the barnsE1274 · Czechia

RARE

JFMAMJJASOND

Down to a few hundred pairs and one of the most threatened breeders in the country.

Black woodpeckersE1275 · Czechia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

Crow-sized and entirely black bar the red cap, and audible half a mile off.

Middle spotted woodpeckerE1276 · Czechia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

An old-oak specialist in the lowland floodplain forests.

Nightingales in the scrubE1277 · Czechia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

Full song from the Moravian thickets through May.

Golden orioles in the poplarsE1278 · Czechia

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

A fluting whistle from the floodplain canopy.

Crested tits and firecrestsE1279 · Czechia

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

In every spruce plantation, and singing from February.

Black redstartsE1280 · Czechia

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

On every quarry face, church roof and factory in the country.

Great crested grebesE1281 · Czechia

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

The weed dance on every fishpond in early spring.

Greylag geese on the pondsE1282 · Czechia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

Breeding on the Třeboň system and staging in thousands in autumn.

Grey herons and great white egretsE1283 · Czechia

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

On every pond margin, and the egret unknown here a generation ago.

Bitterns boomingE1284 · Czechia

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

The reedbed foghorn of the south Bohemian ponds before dawn.

Brown hares on the arableE1285 · Czechia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

Out in the open on the Moravian cereal plains, boxing from February.

Bats over PragueE1286 · Czechia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

Hunting the Vltava at dusk in the middle of the city.

Dragonflies of the peat poolsE1287 · Czechia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

Northern and moorland species on the Šumava bogs, several at their southern limit.

Swallowtail butterfliesE1288 · Czechia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

Sailing over the warm Moravian slopes all summer.

Common buzzardsE1289 · Slovakia

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

The default raptor of every Slovak roadside.

Lesser spotted eagleE1290 · Slovakia

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

A woodland eagle of the Carpathian foothills, and Slovakia holds a good share of the European population.

Honey buzzardsE1291 · Slovakia

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

Summer visitors to the beech forests.

Montagu’s harriersE1292 · Slovakia

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

Over the southern cereal plain, with nests protected by volunteers.

Tawny and long-eared owlsE1293 · Slovakia

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

In every wood and village churchyard.

Pygmy and Tengmalm’s owlsE1294 · Slovakia

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

Both in the Tatra spruce, both heard far more than seen.

Black and green woodpeckersE1295 · Slovakia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

Both common through the Carpathian forests.

Middle spotted woodpeckerE1296 · Slovakia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

In the old oak of the Danube floodplain.

Nightingales on the plainE1297 · Slovakia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

Full song from the lowland scrub through May.

Golden oriolesE1298 · Slovakia

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

A fluting whistle from every floodplain poplar stand.

Red-backed shrikesE1299 · Slovakia

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

On hedge tops across the whole country.

Barred warblersE1300 · Slovakia

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

In scrubby grassland, and usually alongside the shrikes.

Crag martins on the karstE1301 · Slovakia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

Hugging the limestone of the Slovak Paradise gorges.

Dippers on the mountain riversE1302 · Slovakia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

Walking underwater against the current in midwinter.

Black storks in the CarpathiansE1303 · Slovakia

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

Nesting deep in old forest, and rarely seen near people.

Great crested grebes on the DanubeE1304 · Slovakia

COMMON

JFMAMJJASOND

On every backwater and gravel pit along the river.

Brown haresE1305 · Slovakia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

On the open southern plain, and boxing in early spring.

Badgers and pine martensE1306 · Slovakia

LUCKY

JFMAMJJASOND

Both widespread in the Carpathian forests, and mostly known from tracks.

Dragonflies of the Danube backwatersE1307 · Slovakia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

Emperor, demoiselle and clubtail species on the floodplain channels.

Swallowtail and scarce swallowtailE1308 · Slovakia

LIKELY

JFMAMJJASOND

Both on the warm southern slopes all summer.

The field law matters more here than anywhere. Białowieża’s strict reserve is guided entry only and the rule is absolute. Lek sites for capercaillie, black grouse and great snipe are closed in spring and their locations withheld. Bison are large, fast and not tame — watch from a vehicle or a marked point. And never publish a precise location for a wolf, bear or lynx: these populations are recovering and politically fragile, and a habituated animal is a dead animal.

06 / EXPEDITION TOOLKIT

The longest route, the lowest prices.

THE DISTANCE

Over three and a half thousand miles

The longest file in the archive, including four transit days. Feed the budget core a realistic mpg — but note that fuel, food and pitches east of Germany cost markedly less, so the total is not the worst here.

THE OPTICS

The most important item

Binoculars are not optional and a scope earns its space. Bison, elk, wolves and eagles are all distance work, and dawn light on a marsh rewards good glass more than anything else you can carry.

THE INSECTS

Biebrza in June

A marsh the size of a county in early summer is exactly what you would expect. Head nets, repellent, screens checked before you leave, and a pitch with a breeze.

THE CLOCK

Twenty-eight of ninety

All three countries are in Schengen. Check it in the Europe Engine against anything else planned for the same half-year.

07 / DEPARTURE CHECK

Eastern additions.

WEEKS AHEAD

Vignettes and guides

  • Czech and Slovak digital vignettes, bought separately online.
  • Białowieża strict-reserve guide, and a Biebrza punt if you want the dawn.
  • Breakdown cover confirmed in writing to include Poland and Slovakia.
  • German green sticker and Crit’Air for the transit.
IN THE VAN

What earns its space

  • Binoculars, and a scope if you own one.
  • Head nets and serious repellent for the Biebrza.
  • Offline maps and offline translation — signal is genuinely poor in the east.
  • Somewhere sealed for food that is not an awning.
ON THE ROAD

Daily habits

  • Headlights on always — it is the law in all three countries.
  • Nothing to drink if you are driving. The limit is effectively zero.
  • Food inside the van overnight, every night, from the Tatras eastward.
  • Fuel and water at three-quarters, not a quarter, once past Kraków.
WHEN TO GO

The window that matters

  • May and June for the Biebrza — aquatic warbler, great snipe lek and elk on the marsh.
  • September for the bison and the red deer rut in Białowieża.
  • Winter is when the forest reads like a book, if you can handle the roads.

08 / OPEN MAP

As far east as this archive goes.

09 / WHERE NEXT

Three files that pair with this one.

THE WAY THERE

Southern Germany · E09

Your transit runs past it, and the Bavarian Forest is the western end of the same Bohemian forest story — same lynx population, same bark beetle argument. Chain them and the transit stops being transit.

Open E09 →

THE OTHER WILD ONE

Iberia North · E08

Bears and wolves again, at the opposite corner of the continent, and reached by boat rather than by four days of driving.

Open E08 →

THE LAST FILE

Iberia South · coming next

Andalucía, Extremadura and the Algarve — Iberian lynx, imperial eagles and the raptor migration at Tarifa. The eleventh and final European file.

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