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Campervan journeys: every expedition gets its own file.

Twenty-two complete files, four days to twenty-eight, each with a verified campsite spine, a day-by-day plan, an honest demand rating and six species from the Nature Matrix to find. Every route is planned rather than driven, and says so. Not sure which fits? The free Trip Engine ranks all twenty-two against your dates — or start collecting on the patch wall below.

01 / THE PATCH WALL

The field log, file by file.

Every expedition carries six species from the Nature Matrix — the archive’s 354-species UK wildlife calendar. Tap a card on any journey page to log a sighting: four earns a bronze patch, all six turns it gold. Points, rank and patches live in this browser only, and nothing here is worth chasing an animal for.

EXPEDITION 01 / SCOTLAND
14 DAYSSTANDARD TRIP

Skye, Torridon and the Highlands.

The founding file: two-night bases north from Worcestershire, the Mallaig–Armadale crossing, four nights on Skye and a weather-flex day held in reserve.

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The Landship crossing Skye country — Cuillin ridge, sea loch and a highland cow
EXPEDITION 02 / WALES
14 DAYSSTANDARD TRIP

Eryri, St Davids and the Gower.

A Sherpa-served Yr Wyddfa day, two Anglesey nights, four at St Davids, then the Gower and the Tywi valley.

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The Landship in Eryri — Welsh peaks, sheep and daffodils
EXPEDITION 03 / SOUTH WEST
14 DAYSSTANDARD TRIP

Exmoor, St Ives and the Roseland.

The Atlantic Highway to Tintagel, four St Ives nights with the van parked, then the Roseland, Fowey and Dartmouth for the run home.

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The Landship on the Cornish coast — tin-mine engine house and lighthouse
EXPEDITION 04 / LAKES & DALES
14 DAYSSTANDARD TRIP

Coniston, Derwentwater and Wensleydale.

Four lakeside Derwentwater nights with launches and valley buses doing the work, then Ullswater, Hawes, Aysgarth and the Malham limestone for the run home.

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The Landship in the Lakes and Dales — fells, a rowing boat and a drystone wall
EXPEDITION 05 / NORTHUMBERLAND
14 DAYSSTANDARD TRIP

The Wall, Kielder and the castle coast.

Roman forts on foot, England's biggest forest, four nights among the coastal castles and a tide-timed Holy Island crossing — every night on a club site.

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The Landship on the frontier — Hadrian’s Wall and a castle under big stars
EXPEDITION 06 / EAST ANGLIA
14 DAYSSTANDARD TRIP

The Broads, the seal coast and Suffolk.

A day at the helm of your own Broads launch, four North Norfolk nights, Blakeney seals on the tide, Southwold and Sutton Hoo — the gentlest, flattest file in the archive.

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The Landship in the flatlands — Broads windmill, reeds and a seal offshore
EXPEDITION 07 / NORTHERN IRELAND
14 DAYSSTANDARD TRIP

The Causeway, the Mournes and the crossing.

Strangford Lough, Rostrevor's Narnia oakwood, Fermanagh's lakes, Derry's walls and four nights at Bushmills — the National Trust's masterclass route.

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The Landship on the Causeway Coast — basalt columns above the Atlantic
EXPEDITION 08 / SCOTLAND: THE FAR NORTH
10 DAYSSHORT TRIP

Ullapool, Durness and the top of the map.

Assynt's ancient hills, Sango Bay's clifftop, the emptiest coast road in Britain and Dunnet Head's true most-northerly point — the NC500's north loop, done gently.

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The Landship at the top of the map — lighthouse, puffin and the aurora
EXPEDITION 09 / THE PEAK DISTRICT
6 DAYSSHORT TRIP

Chatsworth’s walled garden and the Great Ridge.

The archive’s first short file: six days and five nights, two club gates — the secret door into Chatsworth’s parkland, then Castleton beneath Mam Tor — with Dovedale, Eyam and the Winnats protocol in between, and two days that drive nothing at all.

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The Landship below a gritstone edge — field barn, drystone wall and sheep
EXPEDITION 10 / SOUTH DOWNS & SEVEN SISTERS
4 DAYSMINI TRIP

The chalk weekender: one gate, seven Sisters.

The Seven Sisters walked in single file, Alfriston’s £10 Clergy House where the Trust began, Devil’s Dyke and Birling Gap — with buses from the gate and a van that never parks in town.

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The Landship before the Seven Sisters — chalk cliffs, lighthouse and gulls
EXPEDITION 11 / GALLOWAY & THE BORDERS
7 DAYSSHORT TRIP

The forgotten quarter, under the first dark sky.

Shore pitches on Luce Bay, the Mull’s lighthouse reserve, a community-owned site above the Artists’ Town, a night sortie into the UK’s first Dark Sky Park — and Melrose Abbey five minutes from the pitch.

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The Landship under Galloway’s dark sky — milky way, pines and a Borders abbey
EXPEDITION 12 / YORKSHIRE COAST & MOORS
7 DAYSSHORT TRIP

Steam, city walls and the seabird wall.

York on foot from a riverside pitch — river-watch protocol included — Castle Howard and steam to Goathland from a village gate, then Filey’s clifftop country park for Bempton’s half-million seabirds and Whitby’s 199 steps.

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The Landship in Yorkshire — steam on the moor, gannets over the abbey headland
EXPEDITION 13 / DORSET & THE JURASSIC COAST
6 DAYSSHORT TRIP

The range gate and the fossil shore.

A woodland pitch with a footpath to Corfe’s ruin, the MOD’s range calendar deciding the Lulworth-and-Tyneham day, ospreys at Arne and red squirrels on Brownsea — then Charmouth’s cliffs giving up ammonites on a falling tide.

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The Landship on the Jurassic Coast — sea arch, castle on its mound and an ammonite
EXPEDITION 14 / KENT: THE GARDEN GATE
5 DAYSMINI TRIP

The garden gate to the Channel.

Canterbury by cycle path with Whitstable at the end of an 1830 railway line, then the Downs above Dover — the flagship castle end to end, the White Cliffs to South Foreland, and the port’s freight shadow read like weather.

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The Landship in Kent — oast houses, blossom orchards and a ferry off the white chalk
EXPEDITION 15 / THE NEW FOREST: FIRST FAMILY TRIP
3 DAYSMINI TRIPDRIVES FIRST

The first trip with the smallest crew.

The archive’s shakedown doctrine written as a route — Bolderwood’s deer platform and Rhinefield’s tall trees on pram-grade trails, and nothing booked that can’t be dropped.

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The Landship in the New Forest — ponies grazing under a great oak, fallow deer beyond
EXPEDITION 16 / THE ISLE OF WIGHT: FIRST SAILING
5 DAYSMINI TRIP

The Landship learns to sail.

Forty minutes of Solent to a clifftop farm above the dinosaur coast, the Needles on the Trust’s card, the Military Road east — and the strongest EH double since Dover: Victoria’s Osborne and Charles I’s Carisbrooke, eight miles apart.

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The Landship aboard the ferry — the Needles and their lighthouse off the bow
EXPEDITION 17 / THE SHIRES OF ENGLAND
14 DAYSSTANDARD TRIP

Fourteen days, never two hours from home.

The grand tour that starts in the garden: Elgar’s Malverns, the wool-money wolds and the honesty-box Rollrights, red kites over the Chilterns, the Ridgeway’s White Horse, Avebury and a booked dawn at Stonehenge — five club gates in a slow ring, every night of the fortnight on a card.

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The Landship in the Shires — a trilithon, the White Horse on its down, a red kite overhead
EXPEDITION 18 / ACROSS ENGLAND: THE MEGA TRIP
21 DAYSMEGA TRIP

England’s unclaimed quarters, in one three-week arc.

The archive’s first MEGA TRIP: Lincoln’s cathedral hill and the empty Wolds, Ludlow and the Marches, peregrines over the Wye, Cheddar’s gorge and the Isle of Avalon, Exmoor’s dark sky — then five nights among Dartmoor’s tors with the moor gates read like Lulworth’s.

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The Landship on the England mega trip — a granite tor, a moor pony and cathedral towers on a far hill
EXPEDITION 19 / ACROSS WALES: THE MEGA TRIP
21 DAYSMEGA TRIP

A whole nation ringed — Worm to Stream in the Sky.

The second MEGA TRIP circles Wales entire: the Bannau’s dark skies and Pen y Fan, the Gower’s tide-locked Worm, the Skomer puffin landing with the strictest ticket in the archive, Cardigan Bay’s dolphins, Gigrin’s three-hundred-kite feed, the Llŷn, Anglesey — and home across the Pontcysyllte aqueduct, twelve storeys above the Dee.

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The Landship in Wales — Pontcysyllte carrying its narrowboat, a puffin standing watch
EXPEDITION 20 / ACROSS SCOTLAND: THE MEGA TRIP
21 DAYSMEGA TRIP

Islands to kingdom — the CalMac gambit, four sailings deep.

The third MEGA TRIP takes everything the founding file left: red deer on the Lochranza pitches, four Mull nights for Iona, Fingal’s Cave and both eagles, Britain’s reindeer under the Cairngorm plateau, Royal Deeside, one honest Speyside dram — and the East Neuk’s fish suppers to finish, with staging nights so no boat is ever raced.

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The Landship in Scotland — Staffa’s columns and Fingal’s Cave, a red CalMac funnel on the Sound, an eagle overhead
EXPEDITION 21 / THE GREAT TOUR: THREE NATIONS, THREE PEAKS
21 DAYSGREAT TOUR

Three crowns, one honest line each.

The first GREAT TOUR links the three national summits and tells the truth about every one: Yr Wyddfa by rack railway with the baby on a lap, Scafell Pike waiting for longer legs while Wasdale gives everyone England’s grandest valley, and Ben Nevis met at the halfway lochan — with five nights banked under the Ben for the fit crew’s weather window.

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The Landship on the Great Tour — three summits rising, the rack railway climbing the first, a trig point by the road
EXPEDITION 22 / THE GRAND QUEST: FOUR NATIONS + THE ISLE OF MAN
28 DAYSGRAND QUEST

Five flags, seven boats, one unbroken chain.

The archive’s summit: twenty-eight days through all four home nations plus the ancient kingdom in the middle of the Irish Sea — Snaefell’s four-kingdom summit and two Victorian railways, the Mournes that Expedition 07 left waiting, the Trossachs by steamship, Edinburgh, the wild western Wall and Durham’s cathedral — stitched together by the Steam Packet chain.

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The Landship on the Grand Quest — the Laxey Wheel turning red against its white tower, a Steam Packet funnel on the Irish Sea
EXPEDITION 23+ / LONG-RANGE SCAN TRANSMISSION AWAITED

Ireland, the Nordics and the Continent are on the scan. The Landship will cross them off over time.

02 / ACCESS DASHBOARD

UK membership dashboard: one wallet, four nations.

The permanent touring access stack behind every expedition — what each membership actually covers on the road, where the reciprocals kick in, and where the borders bite. Carry physical cards; admission, booking and parking rules vary by organisation and property.

NATIONAL TRUSTENG · WAL · NI

Coast, houses and free parking

Direct coverage across England, Wales and Northern Ireland, with reciprocal entry to National Trust for Scotland properties. The quiet touring win is free NT car parks at coastal honeypots — Stackpole, Rhossili, Worm's Head. Does not cover Cadw sites.

ENGLISH HERITAGE+ CADW · + HES

The castle key for three nations

English sites direct, and the reciprocal that powers Wales and Scotland trips: half-price entry to Cadw and Historic Environment Scotland sites in the first membership year, free after the first renewal. Caernarfon, Beaumaris, Harlech and Edinburgh Castle all sit behind this card.

RSPBWILDLIFE

Reserves on every route

Free member entry to RSPB reserves nationwide. Recent files alone touch South Stack's cliffs, the Ramsey Island boat and the red kites of Gwenffrwd-Dinas — the wildlife layer earns its keep on any coast.

RHSGARDENS

The rainy-morning card

RHS gardens plus a wide partner-garden network — reliable half-day stops that work with a baby, a buggy and changeable weather. Check each partner garden's member-entry conditions before diverting.

FORESTRY ENGLANDENGLAND ONLY

Know where the pass stops

Forest car-park membership covers England only. In Wales the forests are Natural Resources Wales, in Scotland Forestry and Land Scotland — both largely pay-per-visit. Budget the border gap rather than assuming coverage.

C&MCNIGHT BASES

Caravan and Motorhome Club

Club sites plus the CL network of five-van certificated locations — the quiet overflow when club sites book out. Cae Mawr on Anglesey holds the Expedition 02 island nights.

C&CCNIGHT BASES

Camping and Caravanning Club

Club sites plus certificated sites, with member rates per night. This network anchors both expeditions: four Skye nights on 01, and St Davids plus Rhandirmwyn on 02.

WOODLAND TRUSTFREE LAYER

No card needed

Woodland Trust woods are free to visit — the dog-walk wildcard for transit days. Search near the next fuel or lunch stop and check each wood's page for parking and conditions.

RECIPROCALS AT A GLANCE / NT ↔ NTS · EH ↔ CADW ↔ HES (HALF-PRICE YEAR ONE, FREE AFTER FIRST RENEWAL) · NT DOES NOT COVER CADW

03 / EUROPE

Twenty-two files here. A separate archive over the water.

The British shelf is complete and stays that way. Europe is being built alongside it as its own archive — its own files, its own trip engine, its own species matrix, none of it mixed into the counts on this page. Fourteen to twenty-eight day expeditions only, because the crossing is too expensive to waste on a long weekend.

04 / EXPEDITION MAP

Europe is the open field.

Every British file and every European one, on one field. Pan out for the continent, in for a single valley, and use it to judge the distances the written route only describes.

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