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The Europe Engine.

The same machine as the British Engine, pointed at the continent. Tell it where you start, roughly what you are after, how many days you have and how much of your Schengen ninety is left — and it ranks all 20 European files, builds you a day-by-day route, pulls the Matrix entries that are actually in season, and runs your own van’s numbers against it. Free, no account, nothing leaves this browser.

01 / HOW IT WORKS

The continent, pointed at your calendar.

Five questions, and more if you want precision. Everything is computed in your browser and nothing is sent anywhere.

STEP 01ASK

Rough is fine

Where you set off from, roughly what you want — warmth, mountains, wildlife, an easy first trip — how long you have, and what is left on your Schengen clock.

STEP 02RANK

All 20 files, scored

Window fit, season, crossing distance from your start, demand against your experience, and the 90/180 clock. It shows what it ruled out and why.

STEP 03BUILD

A real route, not a summary

The day-by-day plan for your pick, trimmed to the days you actually have, with the night bases and the warnings from the file itself.

STEP 04CHECK

Matrix, season and van

What is in season on that route in your month, what the weather does, what the paperwork costs — and whether your van carries it.

02 / YOUR BRIEFING

Five questions. More if you want precision.

Defaults are sensible. Change what matters to you and the deck below re-ranks as you type.

MORE PRECISION — OPTIONAL
MY VAN — SHARED WITH THE CALCULATORS AND THE BRITISH ENGINE

03 / RECOMMENDATION DECK

Best fits from the continental archive.

Ranked against everything you told it. Pick one and the sections below rebuild around it.

04 / TRIP HIGHLIGHTS

The moments the deck is selling.

05 / YOUR ROUTE PLAN

Day by day, trimmed to your window.

06 / THE MATRIX ON THIS ROUTE

What is actually in season.

07 / THE DASHBOARD

Season, paperwork, clock and payload.

07B / THE SEASON AROUND YOU

Backdrop conditions.

07C / PAYLOAD QUICK CHECK

Will it carry?

08 / SAVED TRIPS

The hangar.

Saved in this browser only. Nothing is uploaded and there is no account.

FOUND THIS USEFUL?

Buy the crew a coffee, if you’d be so kind.

Everything in the free archive today - the expedition files, the Nature Matrix, the seven calculators and the Trip Engine - is free forever. In future, we may offer paid expansions for people who want more. They will add to the free archive, never take anything away from it.

But if a file saved you a wasted weekend, or the Matrix put a puffin in front of your children, you are very welcome to stand us a coffee. It goes on diesel, ferries and the next expedition — which comes back up here, free, for you.

Fuel for the Nebuchadnezzar£10 · ONE PAYMENT →

Entirely optional. One payment, never a subscription — and you can set any number up to ten at the checkout if you are feeling especially kind. No perks, no supporter tier, and absolutely no hard feelings either way.