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It started as one file to Ireland. There are now 20, running from Ireland to the Ukrainian border and from the Arctic Circle to Tarifa — 441 days of route and a Matrix of 2,333 entries across 18 countries. This is what got built, what each file is actually for, and the parts that are still missing.
01 / WHAT HAPPENED
The first European file was Ireland, chosen because it is the gentlest possible way off this island — short crossing, same language, no paperwork and no Schengen clock. It was meant to test whether the British format survived translation.
It did, and then it kept going. There are now 20 files covering 441 days of route, and the Europe Matrix holds 2,333 entries across 18 countries against the British archive’s 354. Every country book is at least seventy entries deep and every one of them is complete for its geography — no seals in landlocked Slovakia, no sharks in the Baltic, and nothing padded to hit a number.
Nothing here is a listicle. Each file carries a day-by-day route, a briefing on the specific way that country will catch you out, an access stack naming the organisations worth joining, and a slice of the Matrix. The same four sections, twenty times, because the format is what makes them comparable.
02 / THE TWENTY
Demand runs one to five. Two is a first trip abroad; five means altitude, distance or something that requires you to change how you camp.
| CODE | FILE | DAYS | DEMAND |
|---|---|---|---|
| E01 | Ireland | 14d | 2/5 |
| E02 | France | 21d | 3/5 |
| E03 | The Low Countries and the Rhine | 21d | 3/5 |
| E04 | The Nordic Quest | 28d | 5/5 |
| E05 | Southern France | 21d | 4/5 |
| E06 | The Alps | 21d | 5/5 |
| E07 | Northern Italy | 28d | 4/5 |
| E08 | Iberia North | 28d | 4/5 |
| E09 | Southern Germany | 21d | 3/5 |
| E10 | Central Europe | 28d | 5/5 |
| E11 | Iberia South | 28d | 4/5 |
| E12 | France | 21d | 3/5 |
| E13 | France | 21d | 3/5 |
| E14 | The Pyrenees | 21d | 5/5 |
| E15 | Germany | 21d | 3/5 |
| E16 | The Adriatic | 21d | 4/5 |
| E17 | Southern Italy | 28d | 5/5 |
| E18 | The Netherlands | 14d | 2/5 |
| E19 | Corsica and Sardinia | 21d | 4/5 |
| E20 | Ireland | 14d | 3/5 |
Six countries now take more than one file. France has four plus a share of Corsica, because a country that runs from the Channel to the Mediterranean is not one trip. Germany, Italy, Spain, the Netherlands and Ireland have two or three each. That is not padding — it is the honest answer to how much ground there is.
03 / HOW TO ACTUALLY USE IT
Twenty files is too many to browse. The Europe Engine exists for exactly that: tell it how many days you have, which month, where you start and how much of your 90/180 Schengen allowance is left, and it ranks all twenty against those four numbers. It will tell you a file is out of season, or that your clock blocks it, rather than letting you find out later.
The results are genuinely different by month. Ask for twenty-eight days in March and it puts Iberia South first; ask in July and it offers the Nordic Quest and marks Iberia out of season. That is the archive covering a year rather than twenty variations on a summer holiday.
Two files cost you no Schengen time at all, because Ireland is not in the zone. If you have already spent your ninety days, E01 and E20 are still open to you. That is worth knowing in October.
04 / WHAT TWENTY FILES TAUGHT
The thing that catches British vans out is almost never a mountain. It is a camera. Italian ZTL fines arriving months later, Portuguese free-flow tolls with no booth, Dublin’s M50 payable by eight the next evening, digital vignettes bought against a plate with nothing to display. Every one of those is avoidable and every one of them is expensive.
Iberia South should not be driven in July — Europe’s highest recorded temperature was measured in Sicily, and Andalucía is no better. Eastern France is at its best in November, when two hundred thousand cranes are on one lake. The good season is not always the warm one.
Bison, bears, wolves, lynx, bearded vultures and Iberian lynx are all reachable in this archive. Every one of them is watched from a hide or a road, at distance, with a scope. The files say so repeatedly because a habituated animal is a dead animal, and because the guides who know where they are this week are worth more than any amount of driving.
Four files use the Biscay ferry to remove two days of France in each direction. The Atlantic coast file sails in at St Malo and out of Bilbao and drives nothing twice. Run the sum before assuming a crossing is the expensive option — two days of fuel, tolls and pitches is not nothing.
05 / WHAT IS MISSING
None of these twenty files has been driven. Every page carries a PLANNED · NOT YET DRIVEN stamp and will keep carrying it until it has been. The routes are researched, the facts are checked and dated, and the practical warnings are real — but they are not drive reports, and pretending otherwise would be the easiest and worst thing this site could do.
Two files are still to come. The Arctic Quest — Lofoten, Tromsø, North Cape and Finnish Lapland — is being built. Finland and the Baltics comes after it. That will make twenty-two, matching the British archive exactly, which was always the point.
Beyond those, the strongest thing on the reserve bench is Romania: the Carpathians hold Europe’s largest bear and wolf populations and the Danube Delta is arguably the finest wetland on the continent. It is a very long way for a British van, which is the only reason it is not in the twenty-two.
And the archive will be wrong somewhere. Ferry routes change, tolls change, roads close. Every file has a correction link at the bottom that fills in the page and the date for you. Corrections are the most useful thing anyone can send.
06 / BRITAIN IS UNCHANGED
The British archive is still twenty-two files and a closed 354-entry Matrix, numbered alphabetically because the set is finished. It has its own engine, its own ladder and its own field log, and none of it was touched to build Europe.
The two sit alongside each other deliberately. A British file and a European one are the same shape, so you can compare a fortnight in Donegal with a fortnight in Frisia and see what each actually asks of you. The British Matrix and the Europe Matrix are separate books with separate ladders, because a red squirrel in Cumbria and a red squirrel in Białowieża are not the same sighting.
07 / WHERE TO START
The two two-pip files. E01 is a three-hour crossing, the same language and no Schengen cost. E18 is flat, short, tolled at nothing and built for bicycles. Either is a fortnight that will teach you what the van actually needs.
Days, month, start point, Schengen days left. The Europe Engine ranks all twenty and explains why it put them in that order — including the ones it rules out.
The paperwork layer, the toll systems, the access stack for all eighteen countries, and what a crossing actually changes. Read it before the first trip rather than after.
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